You Might Be A Redneck...

If you light a tree stump on fire...

 on your front lawn...

or if you think this looks better than a just a dead tree stump...

 on your front lawn...

or is it if you light a tree stump on fire once again...

 on your front lawn...

or maybe, just maybe, you might be a redneck...

if you then proceed to burn garbage multiple times now in your new

burn barrel that might be a burned out tree stump...

on your front lawn...

I don't know. The thought comes to mind that such said person that would do such things...

just might be a redneck...

then again, its not like there weren't any other earlier signs...